"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

In this grave hour, fuck fuck fuck, perhaps the most fateful in our history, bugger shit shit. 

Natalie Dormer at the 66th Annual Emmy Awards

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

ultrannoying:

"no electronics"

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"you’ll just have to have fun with your family"

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acciobenedictplease:

Things that are scary:

  • getting up in class
  • coughing in class
  • reading out loud in class
  • answering a question in class
  • turning a test in first in class
  • class 

teapayne:

*unplugs 100% charged iphone*

*slides to unlock*

battery 43%

aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life