"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.
I love german - seriously
"Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone
While "Jemanden fest nehmen” means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die