"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."
*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
"you’ll just have to have fun with your family"
Things that are scary:
- getting up in class
- coughing in class
- reading out loud in class
- answering a question in class
- turning a test in first in class
*unplugs 100% charged iphone*
*slides to unlock*
I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life