I walked like 100 km today
My hotel room looks so great but we dont have wifi there
imagine if
after donna died
after her funeral
when everybody was getting ready to leave
a mysterious tall man with a funky bow-tie walked up to her grave and placed a bouquet of forget-me-nots and that was the most anybody ever saw of him
80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag
That’s 200%
I’m twice the man you’ll ever be
Even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it.
what’s your favorite type of machine to use at the gym?
the vending machine
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
This time tomorrow I’ll be in Prague!
Daaaaamn girrrrl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
men twice my age (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do
sue she
Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.
