brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

officialpigeon:

*adopts 420 dogs* this isn’t even a joke im literally gonna adopt 420 dogs

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

vvhitehouse:

4 out of 5 scientists agree that my friendship isn’t too burdensome and i’m even kind of funny sometimes

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

slenderlock:

madame-vashtranerada:

theeleventhsherlock:

Coulson, looking flustered by Steve’s patriotic bottom

is coulson in a suit 

it’s his casual suit

thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

mishangeles:

I don’t want to make you
uncomfortable
but I detect a note of
f o r g i v e n e s s

destiel graphics challenge
mishangeles vs condemnedcas
prompt: forgiveness

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

image

vinegod:

Knock knock jokes by Aryna Nasriyah