"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."

Cut the skin to the bone,

fall asleep all alone,

hear your voice in the dark. 

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

Coming to your galaxy this summer.

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

'This is your captain speaking: You are gay'

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

'This is your captain speaking: You are gay'

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die