"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."
okay but consider these
- 'oh my god im so sorry my dog usually doesnt jump up on people like this i have no idea what their deal is but also hey there'
- met while jumping into the same pile of freshly raked leaves in a park (alternatively, one jumps in and they met when no 2…
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face