"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."
so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…
i don’t know why but it made me happy
I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.
It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
Turn ons: common sense
does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry